09/17/2011: "Name That Boat Contest"

Here are the entries to date in the Name That Boat contest for the New Public Works Boat :

=$4eightFTE’s
$325k in your face
4Petesake!
4Petesake!
7 workers
Amphibious Assault
Apsumo de Pecunia [this Latin sounds erudite but in reality it means “Waste of Money”)
Attitude of Gratitude
Attitude of Gratitude
Awash in Debt
Bankrupt Sea
BAS Ackwards"
Blow Hole
Boat hole
Boat to Nowhere
Boondoggle
Boondoggle Bay,
Bound for Bankruptcy
Bow Movement
Bucket O' Blarney
Budget Buster
Budget Buster
Budget Cutter
Buffer
Bureaucratic Bilge
Bush’s Fault
Cast Away Loot
Chump Change
Chump’s Change
City Sucker
Corruption
Count E Money
County Cruise Line
County Current
County General
County Money Pit
Current$ea
Cuz We Can
de Costalot
Dead Reckoning
Deficit Duckie
Deficit Rose
Disconnect
Dis-missed
Dissin'
Dream of the Levy Lift
Drunken Sailor
EERRGHH!
Efficiency Now!
Employee Furlough
Floating Waste
Flushed Assets
Foggy Dream
Fool’s Gold
Fraud
Friday Harbor Folly
Frozen Assets
Garbage Scow
Give up the Ship
Goin Broke
Gone Broke”
Gordie
Got Debt?
GP Express
Hole in the Water
Hole in the Water
Hollow Leg-a-Sea
In a Fish in Sea [pronounced ineffciency]
Indefensible (Warren Buffet's name for his corporate jet)
Irritable Bow
It's Only Money
Job Site
Knot so Frugal
Knot So Green
Knot Wise
Liquid Asset"
Liquid Waste
Lollygag Launch
Loon-a-Sea
M/V SJC ABSCURITY
Miss Appropriation
Miss Conceived
Miss Fit
Miss Management
Misused
Money Dumpster
Money well spent
Nausea
Naut-A-Deal
Naut-A-Deal
No Freeloaders
Not working for the public...
Ourothermoney
Overdraft
Paint it Yellow
Peace of ship
Pete’s Plunder
Pete’s Poseiden Adventure
Pete's Folly
Piss It Away
Poor Steward Ship,
PORK YOU
Porked Ya Again
Poseiden Pete
Poseiden Rose
Proof that money floats
Public Work's New Toy
Queen of Admin
Queen of Denial
Really?
Recycled Cans
Recycled Folly
Red Ink,
Ripped Off 2
Road Fund Raft
Roseiden
Rose's Folly
Rose's Folly
Rough Seas Ahead
RU Sea-Rious?
RUE
Running on Empty
San Juan Shame
San Juan's Sinking Fund
Sea-nile
Sea-N-Red
Shannon’s Legacy
Shell Game
Ship for Brains
Ship of fools
Shoreline Vision
Shovel it!
Shovel Leaner’s Launch
Sick & Tired
Silo Mentality
Sinking Fund
Six Ayes
Slosh Fund
Solid Waste
Splash Dance
Squander
Squanderer
SS Committed
SS County Council
SS Dock and Bulkhead"
SS It's a Fee not a Tax"
SS Precautionary Principle"
Stimuless
Sunk Costs
SWAC Scow
Tax Payerectomey
Tax Sink Hole
Taxes Aweigh!
Taxpayers Mayday
The Albatross
The Demon Seaman
The Sea Stain
The Taxpayee
This “Rose” smells funny
Transfer Station
Tub-Sick-Jerks
Ugottabee Kiddenme
USS Furlough
Want Knot Need
Wastage
Waste Management
What the #$%@ is going on!
where the rainbow ends
Willitfloat
Worker's Bee's Back
WTF (Where Taxes Fail)
Your Money
Your Money Wasted
Your Tax Money
Shannon's Rose