02/10/2019: "Be My Valentine"
Hello. I’m Jordan and I’m currently residing at the animal shelter while taking applications for my prospective Valentine. If you’re interested in being my Valentine you must:
• Like to cuddle on the sofa
• Keep a regular and abundant inventory of tasty snacks
• Have lots of dog toys that squeak
• Enjoy going for walks
• Be patient with small dogs who have not had an easy life
• Promise to love me forever
If you have the above qualifications, I’d be very interested in being your Valentine! I’ll be conducting interviews all week!