05/07/2018: "Tell Me My Favorite Story"
Hi. It’s me, Jem. Can you please tell me my favorite story again? You know, the one about the dog who goes for a ride in the car and ends up at the vet? That one really tickles my funny bone. Geez, dogs are dumb.
I’ve met lots of them here at the animal shelter. Not impressed.
If you must know, I’m kind of a big deal here because I’ve been here longer than any other cat. Over five years! I’m a little bit shy, but once I get to know someone I’m a friend for life!
I sure would like to find a home of my own where I can feel special again. I’ll even consider living with a dumb ol’ dog. Get in touch!