04/08/2018: "Just Ask For Nelson"
Take if from me, Baby Face Nelson, Life isn’t about the moments that take your breath away. That’s asthma. You’re thinking of asthma. Life, my friends, is all about finding joy in simple things. Things like chasing a fake bird on a string, or the sound of a can opener.
I, for one, enjoy time spent taking a nap in a ray of sunshine, or binge-watching all 37 seasons of Law and Order with a friend. Preferably a friend with a can opener and a fake bird on a string, but one cannot be too choosey. If you are looking for the meaning of life, we should meet. I think I can help you with that. I’m here at the animal shelter. Just ask for Nelson.