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01/15/2018: "Looking For A Proper Residence"


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I say, Cavendish - I’m ready for my tea. Perhaps we can take a proper stroll through the garden after elevenses? One does get so invigorated after a brisk stroll, does one not?

What I’d really fancy is a nice home where I can be the Lady of the House. I do so enjoy being spoiled and pampered. I will require a French tutor, as well as a lady’s maid, not to mention fresh linens on a regular basis. If you are of the opinion that one’s dog must be treated like royalty, please ring me up immediately. I’ve taken a room at the Animal Shelter until my new home has been sussed out. Cheerio for now.

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