10/29/2017: "A Lady With Lovely Manners"
What’s that you say? You’re looking for a tall, leggy brunette for long walks on the beach and quiet nights by the fire? Well, look no further! I am Selena and I believe I may be just what you’ve been waiting for.
I love long walks almost as much as I like cuddling on the sofa! I am a perfect lady with lovely manners and I have been told I’m quite “easy on the eye”. Oh, and with respect to the lovely manners comment, in the interest of full disclosure, you should know I do like to drink out of the toilet. I sincerely hope that’s not a deal-breaker.
We should meet and get to know each other. Call me. I’m currently living at the animal shelter until a better housing situation becomes available.