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09/04/2017: "Really, This Is Not Complicated"


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Look, why is it so hard for you to understand - sometimes I want to go out. Sometimes I want to be let back in. Then out again.

Then back in. Sometimes I may just want to be half in and half out while someone holds the door open for me while I try to decide.

It’s not really that complicated. If you’re looking for a job and would like to be my personal door opener, we should talk.

The job doesn’t pay well, but it comes with great benefits! Stop by the animal shelter for an interview soon.

I’m Jersey and I’d love to be your new boss.

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