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02/07/2017: "Your New Best Friend"


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My name is Clementine and I’m here to audition for the role of “Your New Best Friend and Part-Time Comedienne”. I’m really hoping you have opposable thumbs, because I do my best work in the sink.

I can play the Diva, the Prankster, the Vixen, the Scorned Woman, Cleopatra, Calamity Jane, Madame Butterfly, you name it. All I need is a chance to show you my stuff. I’ll be in my dressing room here at the animal shelter if you need me. Ciao!

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